it’s humbling to know that even if you’re the most beautiful human alive you’re only as handsome as a moderately handsome dog

(via kingcheddarxvii)

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does anyone else download music then look forward to listening to it on the bus the next day

(via lonelynayiq)

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  • me: no one ever texts me
  • *gets a text*
  • me: wtf do you want
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*says i dont care* *actually does tho*

(via i-would-walk-500-kyles)

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send me pictures of both sides of ur credit card

(via alecvevo)

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relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold

(via e-dwarren)

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